I Took Back My Power From The Bedbugs
It would have been a truly impressive epic battle had my enemies not possessed a brain the size of an amoeba. But the worst was what...
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Labia Power! Blog
About feminist empowerment, better choices, and not being afraid to reclaim your power and wield it for the forces of good. I also critically examine the culture wars and how we can reclaim liberalism from the illiberals, and work with our compatriots on the Rational Right. And occasionally some silly stuff!
Sep 16
I Identify As A 19-Year-Old 110-lb Drop-Dead Gorgeous Sexpot Supermodel
But rich, successful, powerful men aren't falling all over themselves to marry me. Who do I need to cancel until they validate my...
May 11
The Yin & Yang Of Banana Slug Wang And Other Trans Animals Totally Unlike You
Animals aren't always as 'trans' as advertised, and although clownfish change sex, they can also breathe underwater, which you--also...
Mar 25, 2023
Conspiracy Theories Are Everywhere. We Are Doomed!
What makes us so sure *any* of us think critically about the ideas we consume? The Middle East looked pretty damned stupid to me, in the...
Nov 8, 2022
'Race' Is A Social Construct, But Color Differences Aren't
What if we acknowledged genetic diversity with friendlier (and delicious!) labels? Oh no! Not another 'Race is a social construct'...
Oct 8, 2022
The Great American White-Out
Since the Left finds racism & cultural appropriation in everything everywhere, let's stop offending everyone by going back to all white,...
Sep 3, 2022
"NO MORE BLOWJOBS!" A New Feminist Protest
Three options for American women to, um, *empower* men to bring Roe v. Wade back CC0 public domain from Pxhere A few years ago actress...
May 27, 2022
Fiberphonophobia: The Fear Of Your Telecom Sales Team Selling Anything
My worst job was a case study in Internet-boom corporate misogyny and a toxic masculine sales strategy This is what working for...
Apr 20, 2022
4/20 Day: A Brief Truthy History Of Weed, Maaaan…
From ancient China to…I dunno, I forget… Public domain, Wikimedia Commons. "She Shoulda Said No!" (1949) It’s 4/20 Day! Stop whatever...
Feb 27, 2022
The Sexbots For Men Are Coming. What About Lovebots For Women?
With emotional AI, we won't need you either, boys. But will it solve our problems, or make us more miserable? He's everything you always...
Jun 20, 2021
The Aliens Might Be Here And They Probably Don’t Want Kinky Buttsex
At least, it won't likely get a mention in the Pentagon Report The aliens may be here already, but it’s cool. They brought weed! Image by...
Oct 25, 2020
An Immodest Proposal: Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Eat The Rich
The rich spread disease, breed like rabbits and are bad for the environment. We’ll test them for COVID, and eat the uninfected ones....
Sep 16, 2020
Forget The Coronavirus; The Sun's Megastorm May Destroy Us All!
This is just a taste of what we might get if the Sun goes all megastormy on us this year. By NASA Goddard Space Flight Center — Flickr:...
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