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Labia Power! Blog
About feminist empowerment, better choices, and not being afraid to reclaim your power and wield it for the forces of good. I also critically examine the culture wars and how we can reclaim liberalism from the illiberals, and work with our compatriots on the Rational Right. And occasionally some silly stuff!
Top Ten Reasons Why America Should Become New Canada, The 11th Province
Do I even have to count the ways? Okay, fine, I will. I've compiled a list. Just think about it, America. What have you got to lose? This...
Apr 5
Master Of DeepSeek, Overlord of AI
I couldn't get Deepseek to admit it was a Chinese spy, and it's better with humor than with deepthink questions. Especially embarrassing...
Feb 5
Come Join The More Inclusive White Supremacy 2.0!*
*Now accepting applications from L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶x̶ ̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶o̶s̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶i̶s̶ Spanish people! “Man it’s great to be white! We’re so...
Feb 1
Roman Holiday - A Christmas Story
Oh no! Not another Messiah! CC0 public domain Just what we need. Another bloody Messiah. The name’s Flatulous. I’m a Roman soldier in...
Dec 25, 2024
I Took Back My Power From The Bedbugs
It would have been a truly impressive epic battle had my enemies not possessed a brain the size of an amoeba. But the worst was what...
Sep 24, 2024
I Identify As A 19-Year-Old 110-lb Drop-Dead Gorgeous Sexpot Supermodel
But rich, successful, powerful men aren't falling all over themselves to marry me. Who do I need to cancel until they validate my...
Sep 16, 2024
The Yin & Yang Of Banana Slug Wang And Other Trans Animals Totally Unlike You
Animals aren't always as 'trans' as advertised, and although clownfish change sex, they can also breathe underwater, which you--also...
May 11, 2024
Just A Quick One For The Holidays - Life, Death & Kurt Vonnegut
It's probably not politic to bitch about politics, or anything else, during Christmas Week, don't you think? Happy holidays to all of my...
Dec 31, 2023
I Watched The Star Wars Holiday Special So You Don’t Have To
Twice. You owe me big-time for this, dude. "Can I have a growl with my agent, please? WTF did she get me into?" If George Lucas had had...
Dec 6, 2023
It's A Sign Of The Apocalypse When The Right Supports Science And The Left Doesn't
A left-affirming Missouri circuit court is responsible for destroying one of the most evidence-based gender-affirming laws we've seen....
Jul 22, 2023
Conspiracy Theories Are Everywhere. We Are Doomed!
What makes us so sure *any* of us think critically about the ideas we consume? The Middle East looked pretty damned stupid to me, in the...
Mar 25, 2023
What Gift Would You Give The Baby Jesus?
If you could step through a portal back to 1st-century Bethlehem on Christmas Eve... Image by Gerd Altmann on Pixabay, altered by author...
Dec 21, 2022
How To Screw Up Your Kids For Life At Christmas
If Jesus or Santa are too lenient, you can still punish the year’s sins with stupid costumes and a big-ass church Christmas pageant Every...
Dec 8, 2022
'Race' Is A Social Construct, But Color Differences Aren't
What if we acknowledged genetic diversity with friendlier (and delicious!) labels? Oh no! Not another 'Race is a social construct'...
Nov 8, 2022
The Great American White-Out
Since the Left finds racism & cultural appropriation in everything everywhere, let's stop offending everyone by going back to all white,...
Oct 8, 2022
"NO MORE BLOWJOBS!" A New Feminist Protest
Three options for American women to, um, *empower* men to bring Roe v. Wade back CC0 public domain from Pxhere A few years ago actress...
Sep 3, 2022
Fiberphonophobia: The Fear Of Your Telecom Sales Team Selling Anything
My worst job was a case study in Internet-boom corporate misogyny and a toxic masculine sales strategy This is what working for...
May 27, 2022
Giant Spider Invasions — NOW Will You Take Climate Change Seriously???
Forget killer viruses, fires, superduperhurricanes or murder hornets. Russia has been invaded. America is next. It hates you. And it's...
May 19, 2022
4/20 Day: A Brief Truthy History Of Weed, Maaaan…
From ancient China to…I dunno, I forget… Public domain, Wikimedia Commons. "She Shoulda Said No!" (1949) It’s 4/20 Day! Stop whatever...
Apr 20, 2022
The Sexbots For Men Are Coming. What About Lovebots For Women?
With emotional AI, we won't need you either, boys. But will it solve our problems, or make us more miserable? He's everything you always...
Feb 27, 2022
The Aliens Might Be Here And They Probably Don’t Want Kinky Buttsex
At least, it won't likely get a mention in the Pentagon Report The aliens may be here already, but it’s cool. They brought weed! Image by...
Jun 20, 2021
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